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when you have that light bulb appear and get a new idea. Just like in the cartoons you have one your self.
Hey guys I just got an idea; yes I had a light bulb moment!
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When you have an incredibly sexy idea and your dick lights up a little in your jeans.
Baby, I just had a light bulb in the pocket. You should let me flip you over and go at a 30 degree angle. Also, put these handcuffs on.
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During anal intercorse, the child receiving fat dick climbs a rope with his testicles dipped in gasoline and grabs and lightbulb. The uncle grabs the lightbulb from the child and shoves it inside the child’s anus and puts the boys dick into an outlet. The lightbulb will soon glow after a brief stroke.
I heard uncle jimmy giving spicy light bulbs to billy last night
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A device which was invented by a 7th grader, but never made it into production.
This is a product in which a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down in receptacles at the bottom of the machine; it's sole purpose is to destroy light bulbs while they're burning.
{From a website about phoney-bologna staged 'battles' -- usually amongst commercial & infomercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:
"Robbins then goes on the rampage...he finds what's left of that case of poor, defenseless, helpless light bulbs, carries it to the bathroom, and viciously throws each remaining bulb into the toliet -- being certain that each one impacts the bowl above the waterline to assure bulb breakage and simultaneously rather loudly shouting, "BREAKING LIGHT BELBS!!!" as each lamp implodes against the inside of the water closet with that loud "POP" and the distinctive tinkling of broken glass. After every sixth bulb, Robbins pulls down on that chrome plated lever at the top left front corner of the cistern, causing the busted bulbs in there to whirl down the shitbowl! Once the case is empty, he carries it out to the dipsty dumpster at the back of the Receiving Home, lifts the lid, and nonchalantly tosses it in.
Johnson thinks about building "The TVA Light Bulb Destructor" (something he drew up in the 7th grade, where a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down at the bottom of the machine), but realises two fairly significant issues with building the asinine thing right away.
1: It would cost money to build -- a fairly large amount of it too.
2: The time necessary to construct such an evil device is more than the time Johnson wants to stay in this decade.
So that idea rather quickly goes to pot. "
A flashing light which frustrates you and therefore makes you horny.
The flashing light bulb gives me an erection
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The light bulb moment is the moment in time when someone comes to the realisation that they are gay.
He had a light bulb moment whilst watching the gay pride parade when he realised that he was just like them.
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Typically a phrase used for typically novice bodybuilders or gym rats who only work upper-body giving them the appearance of a light bulb. They tend to over-compensate for aesthetics neglecting their legs sometimes entirely. This occurs until enough people have told them their legs look tiny, and they begin to do squats and other leg lifts.
"Have you seen how huge John has gotten?"
"Yeah but it's all upper body, he's suffering from human light bulb syndrome"