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1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.
2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"
2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
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A act committed by a person, when for personal gain, they knowingly have an affair with a married person regardless of the emotional, physical, or financial devastation caused to the marriage.
Their 20 year marriage was destroyed by marital terrorism.
Cheating websites encourage marital terrorism.
Their entire family was torn apart by a single act of martial terrorism.
a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.
Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.
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Marital Debt: the responsibility a spouse owes to his or her partner to give that person sex upon demand. The marital debt is a right that either partner can claim.
"Sorry I couldn't make it over for the game yesterday. My wife wanted a payment on the marital debt."
(not to be confused with Martial Artist): A special type of Marital Counselor who shows married couples not only how to stay married, but, how to have an extremely happy marriage.
Barbara claims to be a Marital Artist, but, she fucked Eileen's husband!
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At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.
Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."
Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"
Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"
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a conservative euphemism for sex toys.
Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
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