Rural Dictionary

micro deucing

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.

Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.

by thatguyinshorts October 28, 2020

When a person, usually a friend, brags or boasts about an insignificant event that has happened to them. In comparison to a normal flex a Micro-Flex makes you question why they would say such a thing too you as it does not effect your life in any way and you do not care for it. A Micro-Flex is usually performed by a person who has very little self confidence, this is due to them wanting to big up their own uneventful and sad lives.

Person 1: I'm starting my new job on the 15th of October
Person 2: *Why would they say that to me? Did they just Micro-Flex Me?*

Person 1: I just lost my Virginity
Person 2: *Ok, cool. I didn't need to know and I don't care.*

Person 1: I always go clubbing and I always feel like shit the next day
Person 2: *So don't go clubbing on a Uni night then, are you seriously trying to Micro-Flex me?*

by FC.RIE238221 October 10, 2018

Micro Kwaygon

A really Small Penis.

I heard Justin has a Micro Kwaygon. It's really Tiny.

by Brandon Packard November 11, 2019

Uber Micro

Uber Micro is the ability to be able to command a vast amount of units (men) in rts games (Command and Conquer and Starcraft) This skill if highly recognized amungst gamers (made popular by the hit internet series "Pure Pwnage") and should not be taken lightly.

Tim: "Yeah, I got pwnd the other day cause the guy I was playing had Uber Micro"

Dylan: "Stfu noob..."

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Usually Koreans who play starcraft have insane Uber Micro

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Jeremy from purepwnage has Uber Micro