motivator

A substitution for "motherfucker" when a rated R film is shown on tv.

"Motivator, my 'stuff' is for real, yo."

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motivated

person who seems to be highly interested in doing something. But in fact its the complete opposite. allows a person to take control of a situation and slack off

So who's motivated to complete this 2 week proposal in a day?

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motivate

to provide with a motive or
motives, incite, impel.

To top it off, the economic
resentments that motivate many
voters are relatively absent
among Asian-American voters.

His subsequent inability to get
equal time with his children
fueled a passion that continues to
motivate him years later

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motive

<see "zoloft" for an actual definition>

motive relies on zoloft to function correctly

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motivation

Adj; used to describe the false sense of enthusiasim one shows to get their jackass boss to leave them alone false motivation

"I knew i didnt have to check up on Molitor today after he showed such outstanding motivation this mornig."

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Motivation

Irrelevant. And you don't care. YOU don't want me to benefit from this and other people have EXPLICITLY STATED that they don't want me to benefit from this (3 people specifically. Tyrone, Internet Tyrone, and Fat Neckbeard. None of them refute the fact that I've done the things I've said I've done but they all relish the fact that I am not being allowed to use it to elevate myself above them socially and economically) so MY motivation is whatever you need it to be to justify preventing me from benefiting from this. I think whatever you think I think and I feel whatever emotion you project on to me. Thus is the solipsistic nature of man.

Hym "Let's talk about YOUR motivation. I'm sure it's 100% altruistic. You're the lords prophet who doesn't believe in God (in an ontological sense) and seriously tried to frame 'belief in God' as this sort of affront to God like "Who could even dare to say that they believe in something so profound and magnificent!?' LITERALLY 99% percent of the planet. That's who. Basically everyone but you. And then you round up your sycophants to sit there and blow smoke up God's ass with statements like 'Well maybe God is too magnificent, too good for mortal eyes to behold' in an attempt to overcompensate for your inability to reconcile with your analytical mind's inability to believe. So what is YOUR actual motivation for participating in this facade? Spite? To teach me a lesson that I will never learn? Punishment? Revenge? You sure as hell aren't doing me any favors over there. Better yet, what would my motivation have to ACTUALLY BE from me to get credit for my contribution? If my motivation is relevant AT ALL, what is the acceptable motivation that gets me the things I want? Nothing. Nothing would satisfy you. And because nothing would satisfy you, my motivation is irrelevant. You do not care about my motivation."

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Motivational Lizard

Some say he is truth, the wrong say otherwise. A purple lizard with green beautiful spots. He is known for his famous quote, “ ur a winner kiddo, don’t you ever forget “ Motivational Lizard 2014.

I love the motivational lizard.