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A state in the south-central US that has the following qualities.
1. Watered down beer that is at 3.0%
2. Towns such as Tulsa that are Ghetto
3. A crappy university called OU that gets pwn3d by Texas
4. An average income that would make Phillipino sweat shops cry
5. State Troopers that harass people from other states.
6. TPT (see trailer park trash)
7. A resteraunt called the frying pan that will clog your arteries in one sitting.
8. More mullets than anywhere else in the world.
I was in Tulsa, Oklahoma the other day, and a mullet sporting guy attempted to grope my testicles in the parking lot of the Frying pan. That guy must have been drinking two cases of beer!
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Oklahoma is one of the only state in America where there are more cows than people. The landscape his flat out west and hilly in the east. The heat is too intense, yet the winters bring cold and snow. The school system is one of the slowest in the country, but not nearly as bad a Alabama. The people talk country, breath county, and sing country. The cities are small and so are the so called sky scrapers. They cannot afford a pro team and the state is ignorant of the horrible roads. Of just 3 million people, the state is slowly growing, but not for the best. The Oklahoma University is the most popular in Oklahoma, yet still very small.
I can smell the cows, oh, I mean Oklahoma
The boring state, of Oklahoma, gets slaughtered by Texas, and Ohio, in almost every statistic.
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Due to the suffering the suffering that any person from Oklahoma has to endure, this has become a popular safety world in acts of sexual bondage or stupidity. This word also has a strong history of being screamed during acts of drunken stupor at almost any unfortunate happening.
Papa screamed Oklahoma when Nixon twisted his nipple.
"Oklahoma" hollered Will when he saw an extremely drunk and very naked man standing on the stairs.
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The useless chunk of land trimmed from the top of Texas to make Texas look cooler on a map. There are no rest stops on the interstates in Oklahoma because they spent the whole budget on billboards that say "Oklahoma: Like California, only less fruity".
Jo-Dean: "man, I hate Oklahoma... and what's with those homophobic billboards!?"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"
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A state where it gets too hot to shovel snow (even though there's snow on the ground.)
Dad: Could you please shovel the snow off the driveway?
Me: Gee, it's kind of hot to be doing that...
Dad: Damn Oklahoma weather.
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The birth place of Chuck Norris, and the hillbilly heartland. The place everyone disses because they wish they could have the low poverty rates, and economy that Oklahoma has. Is pretty diverse because it was the dumpster for races that the US didn't want a long time ago. And it actually has some pretty good looking girls, although strangely all the ugly ass ones are the ones who get pregnant.
Oklahoma, the best state in the United States.
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46th state admitted into the United States of America. Home of the University of Oklahoma Sooners, Oklahoma State Cowboys, and (most importantly) the Oklahoma City Thunder.
The positives in Oklahoma are in the women (Comedian Ryan Davis once compared the women here to women in Atlanta, the main difference being that in Oklahoma, the men here love our women), low cost of living, and the ability to live through all four seasons in a calendar year. Downtown Oklahoma City is the most underrated urban area nationally in the new millennium, but the concerts here still (unfortunately) consist of primarily country music.
Tulsa has OKC beat on the concert tip, but OKC wins everywhere else. The City has more people, more nightlife, more sports, more shopping, and people who actually don’t have their heads collectively shoved up Governor Mary Fallin’s ass (even as she has to live in OKC).
Tulsa will counter will Little Dick Syndrome talking about how their hills are prettier and their hearts are purer. It’s not that Tulsa is a bad city. But, it’s more of a big town.
Oklahoma is not just full of peckerwood crackers either. Langston University, the most western HBCU in the United States, is here. In OKC alone, there are neighborhoods dedicated to black people, Asians and Latinos. Most Oklahomans won’t even take the time out to spend in these ethnically diverse enclaves, which is a damn shame. Their version of Oklahoma is a far different one than the Hee-Haw crap that you see on TV.
Man, the Oklahoma City Thunder sure kicked the dog shit out of the defending NBA champion Golden State Warriors inside Chesapeake Energy Arena.
Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield told the KU Football team to lick his salty nuts.
Your school is wrestling against Oklahoma State today? Well, you’re about to catch an ass-whooping.
Stop by Langston University as you’re leaving Stillwater if you want to hang out with some sexy black girls.
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