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Interstate 494 is a 43 mile long loop route serving the southern and western areas of the Twin Cities metro area in Minnesota. Its east end is at Interstate 94 in Oakdale and Woodbury, MN. The roadway continues as Interstate 694. The west end of the route is also at 94/694 in Maple Grove.
I drive on Interstate 494 to get to work.
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Having feelings, either emotionally or physically, for someone who resides in a separate state from oneself.
I have an interstate crush for someone who lives in Arizona, even though I'm still living in California.
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The west half of Interstate 35 through the Twin Cities. It is about 41 miles long and serves downtown Minneapolis and some western suburbs. However some parts of it are crappy and desperately need reconstructing. See Crosstown Commons. It needs help with interchanges with I-94 and I-494/MN 5 as well. In the future it may even need help with its interchange with I-694.
Unless absolutely necessary, take I-35E through the Twin Cities instead of I-35W.
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One of two interstate highways with the "76" designation (the other being in Ohio and Pennsylvania with about 3 miles of Jersey mixed in), this is an extremely boring nowhere freeway. Its sole purpose is connecting Denver to Chicago and Omaha (via Interstate 80).
It runs from Interstate 80 at Big Springs, Nebraska, through absolute nothingness for 180 miles, and then ends at Interstate 70 in Denver with NO WARNING. Without knowing it, you are now on Interstate 70, heading west towards the potentially dangerous Rocky Mountains.
"Well, kids, here's Interstate 76!"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"Only 186 miles to Denver!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.
Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.
Me: hold on give a sec
**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**
Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit
Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.
Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes
This is what you call a girl that is for the streets to the extreme. Streets are driven on, the interstates are heavily trafficked and heavily traveled and can be the cause of a lot of “accidents” such as car accidents or child support.
She ain’t for the streets, she belongs to the interstates
The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.
Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.
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