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An eerily spooky being described comedicaly to reduce the fearfulness of the encounter.
"Oh no it's a dick vampire!"
"That's one mad ooky spooky"
"Haha we're still gonna die tho..."
where a bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the cookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the Ookie.
those guys totally made him eat their ookie cookie.
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A group of (usually young teen) males gathers around in a circle and proceed to masturbate onto a cracker or cookie. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the semen-covered cookie...
Ookie-Cookie is hardly ever played for the enjoyment of the players, but is frequently used as a hazing ritual...
"Man, when I played freshman year football those varsity fuckos made us play Ookie-Cookie. Worst of all fucking Obi over there had to eat it..."
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To ejaculate on one's own fist and then punch someone in the face.
Steve: What the fuck happened last night? I can't remember a thing!
John: We got wasted as hell
Steve: Why's my face all crusty?
John: You were being a drunk asshole so i gave you a ookie fist.
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When a bunch of fraternity guys get together in a circle to jerk off onto a piece of pita bread. The last one to finish has to eat it in its entirety. As seen in Drawn Together
"Ooh let's play ookie pita! Snarf go first!"
The fun family game when someone bring out a just baked cookie then everyone proceds to masterbate on it. The last one to "blow their load" has to eat the cooke.
I was the 3rd to last in ooky cooky. poor johny wasnt so lucky.
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A variation on the popular game ookie cookie.
A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a dookie in the middle. and then they all have to ejaculate onto the dookie and the last guy to cum has to eat it. Hence the "ookie".
Gabe, Josh, and Jackson came over, and we engaged in a spirited round of ookie dookie.
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