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What a man experiences when having sex with an overly enthusiastic woman, when said woman is on top and she bounces wildly, forgetting that her weight is coming down on the guy's pelvis.
Sex with Linda is rough, I always get a pelvic crush from her.
One who's the Demolisher of pelvises and cervix is and vaginas all crutches alike...
Daniel was the pelvic Crusher he sure showed her pelvis
The area above the pelvis that gets a V shape when muscles as developed. It's incredible on guys, weird and butch on girls.
I tried to contain myself but when I saw his pelvic cut... I had to see me more.
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A devastating sexual maneuver that often leads to catastrophic vaginal failure, second degree concussions, and in rare cases a vegetative state.
Most often delivered by the male, a pelvic punch is the tightening of the groin muscles and genitalia into the resemblance of knuckles on a fist and forcefully gaining entry by lunging one's body in a straight-line motion as to deliver a bone-shattering shock wave of a destructive nature.
It is often used in third world countries as a primitive form of abortion.
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Victim: "I had to tell my parents why I'm using crutches today"
Assailant: "You didn't tell 'em I pelvic punched you did you?!"
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Patient: "Baby, (followed by a variety of clicks and pops)"
Village Elder: "Pelvic Punch? $3 American."
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The way that both sexes can move their hips forward and back rapidly in order to make the other person ejaculate. Can be used during sex in order that the male can get his penis inside a woman further, often so he can hit her g-spot. Males can also start masturbaiting when woman pelvic thrust at them. Also is a dance move in 'The Time Warp'.
"Oh baby, please pelvic thrust and hit my g-spot!"
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A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.
In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.
If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.
Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.
The Thunder Down Under group must have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.
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A pelvic whoo is a necessary step to blowing bubbles according to the technique taught by Spongebob.
"Squidward! Don't forget the pelvic whoo!"
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