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pervertical (per vur tih kul) ADJECTIVE. To be like a pervert. To have something in common with a deviant mind. Being aligned with demented and dangerous ideas.
Neil- So I fired my degaussing cannon, which erased all her bank cards. She was stuck in the middle of Shitsville with no money and no way to get home. Know what I did next?
Tommy- You gave her a hundred bucks so she'd give you her phone number so she could pay you back. And maybe give you a gratitude fuck.
Neil- HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
Tommy- We're pervertical.
Neil- Yeah, we kinda are.
Tommy- So, did you fuck her?
Neil- Nah, I want to sabotage her car and rescue her from a burning building first. Then she'll REALLY let me do all kinds of sick shit on her.
Tommy- You're such a romantic.
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Someone who goes around making jokes at other people being very crude and pornographic thinking they are being funny or making a pass at someone and being very nasty with horny jokes
perverts
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a person who thinks of nothing but sex, and who relates everything around them to intercourse; someone who you can barely have a decent conversation with cause they're either a) staring between your legs b) making constant perverted jokes or c) attempting to rape you
Innocent person: I hated the test today! It was so HARD!!!
Pervert: Hahaha... That's what she said.
Innocent person: Hey, I was just looking for... what are you staring at?
Pervert: You got a piece of lint on your crotch... want me to get it off?
Innocent person: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!
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A pervert is someone who often think about sexual interactions, and enjoys commenting about sexual content. Most perverts will often look at your private parts, or actual touch them, or do something related to body that you just help cringe and be totally disturbed about.
"That boy is such a pervert, I mean yesterday, I said "Hi" and he pushed me against the locker and started playing with my breast."
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more than 99.9% of the world's population.
i can take any sentence and make it dirty.
i am a pervert.
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A hackneyed uncouth terminology used generally by the social public (sometimes cruelly) to brand anyone who's behavior or ideas is agreed to fall out the norm, if not merely coming across as unpleasant. Originally used against those considered sexually deviant of any sort, the term has evolved to be used for any type of personality that simply evokes disgust.
On the other hand, one can consider it a bit fruitless, considering the fact that social ideas and norms different vastly from geographical region to geographical region and consistently changes throughout history.
"OMG, those idiots next door support and probably practice polyamory. Also, one time when we were conversing, they brought up the concept of marrying one's sibling. They're such perverts!!"
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1. someone who thinks or acts like you wish you had the balls too
2. A person whos sexual ideas kicks your little morals in the teeth
That freakboy is such a 'perv' look at him making out with that 15 year old girl, gezzz he is 38, well at least he aint a pedofile.
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