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1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that you would like to receive free calls from telemarketers.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
-Phone Rings-
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a telephone, you are now eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...
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1.)An appliance used for communication between two or more people not within talking range.
2.)Used as a substitution for 'call'
1.) Telemarketer: "Hello, If you would give me a minute to tell you about our new offer-" You: *shoots phone*
2.) "I have to phone Catelyn!"
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The anxious emotional state of a person whose smart phone has died, been lost, or left behind at home/work.
I forgot my cell phone at home this morning and am feeling very phonely.
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Personal Hand Operated Networking Equipment
Cell phones and smart phones are more than simple telephones yet we still call them phones. Rather than suggesting a new name I suggest an acronym. Have a better one?
Hand me my personal hand operated networking equipment (phone) so I can call your sister.
My personal hand operated networking equipment (phone) won't stop ringing because your mom keeps calling.
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A device used to entertain one person while completely destroying the mood of the situation in social situations
The party was great until Lisa pulled her phone out.
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Something I literally couldn't live without.
Mom: ur grounded for a month
Me:ok
Mom: I'm taking ur phone
Me: NOoooooooooooooo
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What you are most likely reading this on you dingbat
My phone is dead let's hold a funeral