The act of peeing and pooping at the same time.
In order to save time in the bathroom, I started piddle plopping.
A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.
Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera
(means "piss off, piss ant")
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A full body shiver caused by ones need to have a piddle. The need may or may not be desperate.
Alex noticed Melanie shiver inexplicably in the mid of the day, "piddle shiver" he inquired, "yes" she squealed surprised.
Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.
-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.
Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.
Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!
to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off
Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!
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Similar to pee you! but with a bit less of a stench. Enough to make you wrinkle your nose a little in disgust, but not nearly as much as piss you! would require.
Piddle you! This yogurt must have gone off a few days ago. Better shitcan it before somebody gets sick from it and ralfs all over our brand new carpet!
A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.
on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".
user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"
On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"
Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"
On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".
Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"