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Fat porn; usually pictures of overly obese women with 2-3 huge rolls hanging out with a box of donuts nearby.
Me: Are you looking at pork again?
Friend: Yeah, those fat chicks have more to love! ^_^
Me: Right...
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When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife
Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid
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1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.
Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards."
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"
Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"
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When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .
Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"
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When you decide to poke someone with a fork in the neck at an Italian event.
" She just porked her so hard she had to go to the hospital!"
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to want to have sex with someone hard
i'm gunna give sally a right good porking
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1. Muslim Kryptonite
2. China Magnet
3. The forbidden meat
4. Meat
Pork needs to be cooked fully or Trichinosis go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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