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A word used to label a person that shares the same sexual fetishes and sex appeal as you .
"Man Trina is my sex rival I don't believe it !"
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A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you
Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes
Myrissa: yes
Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too
Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.
Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym
2 years later
BOOM BOOM
Ronald: what’s that
Me: IT’S ME
Ronald: oh shit
Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo
5 seconds later
Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss
Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end
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Asking someone to have aggressive bloody ball slapping gay sex. Asking another male to milk your cock so hard blood shoots out when you cum.
"Hey wanna play rivals?" "Sure my cock could use a bloody milking right now!"
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Tommy-look Wilbur it is twitch rival 7!!!!!
Wilbur-POG!!!!
Tubbo-aye 7!!!
Amazing Screamo/Indie/Rock band!
I'm going to the Archers New Rival show on Friday because last time some guy broke his hand in the mosh pit... it was crazy!?
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Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):
university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below
or
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U
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“Rival” is a masculine given name, it is derived from Hebrew portmanteau word of “Raphael”, combined from rāp̄ā (רָפָא, ‘he has healed’) and ēl (אֵל, ‘God’), thus it can be roughly translated as ‘He who has been healed by God’ or ‘He who has been restored by God’.
This name is popular in Indonesia and Western Europe, and can be spelled as Reval, Revaldi, Rivaldi, Rafael, Raphael, Raphaël, Raffael, Raffaello, Raffiel, Refoel, Raffaele, or Refael depending on the language. In Brazil and Portugal, the given name “Rivaldo” also share similar root and meaning.
The person named as “Rival” is loyal, compassionate, and affectionate. He likes the challenges and has a flexible personality. He wanted to live in peace and desired intellectual conformity with his mate.
“Hi, Rival! how are you today?”
“Hello, Rival! nice to meet you!”
“Would you love to help me with this, Rival?”
“I think Rival is eligible to become the leader of the team”
“I talked to Rival yesterday”
“Rival told me he's alright, but I don't think he is”