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Refers to traveling out of your way to intentionally come into contact with gorgeous members of the opposite sex.
Can be done by foot, but is preferably done in an expensive and flashy vehicle. The path traveled usually takes one by a certain locale where said hotties are known to congregate. Can also refer to following a particularly sexy person for a short time, or dawdling near them.
Guy 1: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. I ran a hot route in my bother's new car on the way over here."
Guy 2: "No problem dude. See any fine looking women?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeah! Got some numbers too."
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An imaginary route used to explain otherwise inexplicable lateness.
Francine: "Bob, you're two and a half hours late! What took you so long?!"
Bob: "I took the scenic route."
Francine: "Oh, okay. That excuse makes perfect sense and I have no questions pertaining to the circumstances of your lateness beyond that."
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n. One who engages in the running of routes at all times. i.e. Going out to hook up with morally casual ladies. A true route runner never takes a play off, and understands that the game never stops. Routes can be run via text, facebook, phone, or in person. However, routes are never run on MySpace.
1. to run crisp, full speed routes: to put on a move breaking through double coverage; to avoid a linebacker dropping into coverage; to wear down the opposing DB through the use of continual full speed play or through the use of multiple game changers.
2. one who looks for one on one coverage from a db with a weakness you know you can exploit, such as a disappointing previous romantic history, low self-esteem, or unhealthy need for approval. "Daddy Issues" are a route runners greatest ally.
3. a team of route runners knows that multiple routes run in the same area of the field can overwhelm the coverage and virtually ensure success
These are some solid route runners out tonight. Newt is in the corner running six slants at once on his phone, while Perry is running a solid "in and out" on the crazy chick on the dance floor. And look over there. Dre Bly is running a deep hook on my ex...
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Driving around in a car for the sole purpose of getting high.
Gary: Let's go on a bake route
Paul: You get your car, I'll get my weed
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Running a b-route is to drive a car for the purpose of somewhere to smoke. The origins of this term are unknown, but one can assume that b is short for "burn a bowl". This term is very useful to use in the company of non-smokers.
"Hey, wanna run a b-route and try out my new piece?"
"Hey, pigs round here, we should take this b-route somewhere else."
The Mother Road. Current maps do not include old Route 66. Route 66 is 2448 miles long. (about 4000 km)
Route 66 was commissioned in 1926, picking up as many as possible bits and pieces of existing road. Route 66 crosses 8 states and 3 time zones.
Route 66 starts in Chicago, and ends in L.A. (Santa Monica).
Some people think driving it in the opposite direction is historically wrong, but it's mainly a lot harder as all available documentation goes the "right" way. In 1926 only 800 miles of Route 66 were paved. Only in 1937 Route 66 got paved end-to-end.
You can only drive parts of Route 66 these days... it has been replaced by the interstate highways I-55, I-44, I-40, I-15 and I-10, but still a surprisingly high amount of old road is waiting to be found by the more adventurous traveler.
Route 66 is also know as "The Mother Road", "The Main Street of America" and "The Will Rogers Highway".
During all of its life, Route 66 continued to evolve, leaving many abandoned stretches of concrete, still waiting to be found by the more curious and patient traveler.
Route 66 was also the title of a TV series playing from 1960 till 1964
Cyrus Stevens Avery from Tulsa Oklahoma can be called the father of Route 66
In 1985 Route 66 was officially decommissioned, but for daily use it was replaced far earlier by the Interstates.
The National Historic Route 66 Federation is the worldwide, nonprofit organization dedicated to directing the public's attention to the importance of U. S. Highway Route 66 in America's cultural heritage and acquiring the federal, state and private support necessary to preserve the historic landmarks and revitalize the economies of communities along the entire 2,400-mile stretch of road.
Some parts of old route 66 are very cool, e.g. the General Store in Hackberry Arizona. The original highway went from Chicago to Los Angeles.
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your job; the place where you make your money
"Where you goin so early?"
"My paper route, son."
"Why don't you ever go out anymore?"
"Man, I got fired from my paper route."
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