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"Has anyone seen Charlie?"
"Yea...he's ducked off for a Salary Wank"
A person who puts complicated and unnecessary requests into the daily lives of others to make their own life or job seem important.
"Why is Tom interested in this all of a sudden?"
"Oh his boss is coming in today, so he's on salary justifier mode".
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“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”
Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.
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Someone who will change jobs on a whim just to make a higher salary. They will leave responsibilities, teams hanging. First usage: Mark M., Houston, TX, 2004.
Dang. Jane just started with us and was supposed to replace Bill, and after all that expensive training, Jane went back to her old job for more cash.
What a salary whore! Now what are we going to do?
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(n). Any money in a given year, made working at a variety of low-paying (often per hour, without benefits) jobs.
Categories of jobs include (but not limited to): manual labor, seasonal empoyment, temporary employment, per diem (on call basis), and food work.
Highly skilled and educated people often have to take jobs like these in difficult times.
Hey Will, some friends and I are flying down to Rio for two weeks for a vacation. Do you want to join us?
Sorry, John. I won't be able to, due to my four figure salary.
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A person (man or woman) whose living is primarily supported on a simple salary from an employer. Someone that draws a salary, works for someone, and makes someone else rich.
This person does not have the ability, opportunity, or capital to start and maintain his/ her business so resorts to a simple salary man status.
Despite being a doctor, Fred can’t afford that Ferrari since he is a simple salary man.
Bob doesn’t stand a chance with that girl since she doesn’t like the fact he is simple salary man working as an engineer.
Jane is living a simple life in a simple salary living in a simple house and driving a simple car.
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