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A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.
I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!
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Living in a small town away from the city, gardening, missionary, white plates, silver car... occasional buggery.
"So where do you come from Geoff?"
"I live in a silver saloon suburbia, I’m satisfied with my life without wanting to be smug about it... although I’ve not seen my wife’s skinny bits in a few years; I just wank off over the dogs food instead"
literally, an asshole. rectum. anus.
i told him i wasnt into hangin out at the winking star saloon
A lady or gentleman of African/Afro-Caribbean origin.
#feargal #coon #darkie #eggandspoon #coconutmacaroon #mechanicaldigger
"Yo bru, that dude you get your blow from, is he a honky?"
"Nah mate, Winston's a four door saloon"
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When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.
Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...
ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?
Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.
ARVN: no hawaii?
Reggie: no hawaii.
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A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.
Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!
A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating
Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.