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A man from Saint Cloud who made it snow, year round if you know what I mean...until he blew his brains out with a 9mm due to CTE and snow induced brain trauma
Santa liked snow and was the only cool person who ever lived in Minnesota
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A fake fat person that needs mental help.
"Mommy, is Santa real?" " No he's dead in your butt hole and he thinks you have issues." "Mommy,is Santa good?" "No. . . HE'S THE SATAN YOU IDIOT."
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A person who is somehow able to deliver presents to all seven billion people in one night.
So how does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night? Is it magic? Is his sleigh rocket powered? Or maybe... he DOESNT EXIST!!!
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Santa is a big scrub who coms to your houses and steals are your cookies and your video games and gives you nothing but coal.
Look at that scrubby Santa
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An overweight personification of greed in today's society. He symbolizes gluttony, slavery, lust, and greed. He spies on children around the world all year. He unlawfully enslaved an entire race, the elves. He cruelly forces unqiue flying reindeer to haul his fat ass around once a year, at great risk to their health.
Furthermore, one that same night, he breaks into every household which beleives in him. He uses the "Enter through the chimney technique". However, rather than steal anything of value, he steals the food left out. Such gluttony!
The cleverly wrapped presents usually contain some useless object the child of the house yearns for. However, one must assume, knowing his other criminal activity, that eventually he will deliver a bomb to some household.
Lastly, he symbolizes that it is okay to be bad. No matter how naughty a child has been that year, Santa always seems to reward him/her with a present.
This year, I will catch this fiend by installing a crossbar in my chimney. If any weight should be applied to the bar, it will cause a spark, which will start a fire in the fireplace.
We must bring Santa to justice!
See Criminal Burglar Pervert Slave Master Fat Ass
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Anyone sharing most or all of the above traits
He's a Santa!
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A fictional character, created for the joy of children around the world. Many families set out cookies and milk for "Santa". Santa is supposedly a man who wears a red coat and hat. Santa also rides a sleigh, driven by several reindeers.
I'm so excited for Christmas! Santa is coming!
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