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When you're so wasted/tired that you fall asleep sitting up with your head in your hand, and wake up hours later with a wrist ache that won't seem to go away.
"Dude, I had such bad Saturday night wrist, that I couldn't even jerk it today."
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A show that is commonly called "not funny anymore" by people who haven't seen a new episode in six years.
Saturday Night Live is just as funny now as it has ever been, just because you don't recognize the actors doesn't mean its not as good. If you actually WATCHED the new ones you'd know that.
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A modification of the ever so popular shocker in which the performer inserts his or her index and middle fingers into the vagina and inserts their thumb into the anus.
When I told her we were going bowling this Saturday, her body quivered in the anticipation of the shocking experience she was about to have.
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An awesome show with random hilarious skits. It was fuckin hilarious until the year 2000 rolled around. The writing sucks, and the comedians on the show suck. They seem to be too self-conscious to ac completely crazy and random, and the way they actually deliver the lines sucks too. Many awesome skits on that show have been made into movies, such as Night at the Roxbury,Waynes World, and some others I can't think of right now... Some really awesome comedians and actors have started on that show, such as John Belushi, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd, Eddie Murphy, Gilda Radner, Phil Hartman, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Mike Meyers, Dana Carvey, David Spade, and Conan O'Brien, who was a writer and wasn't actually on the show.
I will never miss SNL, even though now it's extremely disappointing...
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A haircut not on the head or face, intendeded as a polite gesture for interactions most likely to occur on a Saturday night.
Brotha, if we're gonna go out tonight, I gotta go administer my Saturday Night Haircut; I'm not going for the overgrown forest look.
Someone who drinks too much on Saturday night to go to church Sunday morning.
Levi missed church again, he is a Saturday Night Catholic!
Receiving a hand job in lieu of your regular and predictable saturday night sex romp. This can go either way.
"...dang if i didn't have to work the late shift so i had to give Glenn a Saturday Night Fiver.....i need a new job......My wife's folks were over and instead of our usual saturday night fuckfest i had to take her to the right had disco for a Saturday Night Fiver.
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