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A.. (ahem) mentally handi-capable (that being the 'politically correct' term,) individual, whom, even thouhg they may be unable to say the most basic of sentences, are geniuses at certain areas. And idiot savant can play the piano like a pr0, but may not be able to say his/her own name. Other such areas include painting, ect.
Peter Griffin is an idiot savant.
Though he is mentally handi-capable, he can play the piano beautifully (albeit only when he is drunk).
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A backhanded compliment that is specifically given to women who act like a dog in heat.
You are the bitch-savant, they sneered at her.
A person whose area of expertise is in the business of eating cheesecake. This is a person who can either:
1) Finish a full cheesecake on their own
or
2) Eat a large piece of cheesecake in a short amount of time
Wow, Bobby finished that whole cherry cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory by himself. He must be a cheesecake savant!
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Someone who calls others a fuck, and makes stupid remarks about wet backs, and cum.
Don't be an illithid savant.
Someone who is expert or brilliant when Twittering in contrast with the individual's overall abilities.
It’s nearly impossible to get Brad’s attention when he is Twittering. He’s a real Twittiot savant.
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One who is not noticed by the majority of his community during the week, but expresses great knowledge of the art of partying on weekends. When confronted during the week about the prior weekend, he/she shall give no immediate response or acknowledge any crazy ass fucking shit (awesome stuff) they partook in, nor shall he/she boast about his/her impressive sexual encounters. They keep to themselves and do not speak ill of others, however will put a person in their place if need be but will go no further. They may surprise others with their readiness (alcoholically speaking) for any party at any time, providing high quality alcohol without any hint towards where he/she acquired it because he/she knows better.
Student A: Hey man, i saw that kid over there (in the green sweater) chug 18 beers at the rager, then continue to save a cat out of a tree and drive it home and back without getting arrested. He came back with two hotties 3 hours later safely!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!
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Taken from savant; a theoretical form of currency one uses in exchange for becoming highly proficient at a specific and difficult task or skill over a relatively short period of time.
Ludwig: Are these friendship bracelets scale models of the human genome map?
Bonerprince: Very astute of you, I was reading up on bio-informatic handicrafts this weekend.
Ludwig: What a waste of a savant token.
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