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A highly influential alternative rock band led by singersongwriter and lead guitarist Billy Corgan. Second album siamese dream was a mainstream breakthrough. Known for hits "today" "bullet with butterfly wings" "cherub rock" and "1979". Other good rarities include 'rhinoceros' 'drown' 'crush' 'soma' 'mayonaise' and 'hummer'.
bandmates and their functions:
billy corgan: skecthy vocals, extremely well-played lead guitar, producer.
james iha: smooth rythym guitar, ugly-ass modeling.
d'arcy wretzky: rather simple bass playing, sunglasses-wearing.
jimmy chamberlain: fantastic drum beats.
the smashing pumpkins have very diverse, densely-layered music. god bless them. oops, god doesn't exist. oh well.
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When two homo sexual males are fucking doggy style and their balls repeatedly smack each other.
Gay guy 1: Last night when you fucked my ass and we were smashing pumpkins it felt so good.
Gay guy 2: Yea my balls are sore too.
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Dude I totally told him now to hook up with that chick. Now he's smashing pumpkins. :\
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People who are caucasian and in the Crips gang
Yeah, those white fools over there are Smashing Pumpkins, they down, don't front.
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Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.
Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!
Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.
Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?
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The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.
Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.
"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."
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Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.
I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
Smashing Pumpkins are dull.