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pronounced 'smuhsh'
'to smush' would be to stick something, with vigor, into an orifice.
past tense would be 'I smushed'
a person that smushes is a 'smusher'
A smushy is usually something pointed in shape.
Made of things such as wood or stone...but more commonly stone.
First discovered in Cornwall but originates from Wookey Hole Caves, there are many smushy stones located here.
The most famous and oldest smushy stone resides in Chez Peanut.
The trick with smushy stones is to start off small and work your way up to a really big one, like Mont Blanc, that is a very large smushy stone and it would take an experienced smusher to smush that.
she was a right old smusher, I bet she'd smush that traffic cone with no problem
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smush may be small, but she sure packs a punch. by far the best volleyball player and flag holder 🧍🏼 ♀️🚩 smush is the best hacker u will meet and is a discord master. watch out though, make sure to pour water on her because she may be a robot
“just got back from my volleyball game, we lost”
“did smush happen to be in the other team?”
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The act of smacking and pushing simultaneously. or Palming someones face and moving them out of your way. Usually done to ignore an annoying presence, but may result in physical altercation.
Your at the club and approach an attractive young lady but her ugly friend starts cock blocking, so you smush her.
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To cuddle, kiss, awwwww and aaah over something. You get the urge to smush something when it is simply so adorable you can't think properly.
I adopted it when my dog would wag her tail and I'd just want to cuddle her, and I'd say, "awwwww you're so smushable!"
"Oh my god that puppy was so cute! I just wanted to smush it! Awwww the little smushy wushy gorgeous ickle thing!"
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(smoosh) noun. 1. a word comprised of two or more other words, often used as a humorous and extreme exaggeration of the original words; a portmanteau.
2. a game played by combining two or more words to form a new word, often with a secondary goal of creating the most funny-sounding exaggeration of the original words.
Ginormous is a great smush of "gigantic" and "enormous".
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a smush or smushes are people who walk very slowly while in front of people in a small place e.g. a shopping centre walkway.
angry shopper: 'i wish these smushes would the hurry the fuck up i got some shopping to do!'
angry shopper 2: 'i know, fucking smushes!'
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NOUN. A close cousin of "Crush."
-Thinking that someone is cute. But not really considering/ looking for a relationship with them for certain reasons.
*Have you ever thought someone was cute? But you figured that a relationship with them probably wasn't a good idea? But omg, they were just pretty darn cute? ;D Well, then here's a word I made up with my friends to perfectly describe such a situation! :)*
Hahaha! I see your smush! Let's make up a funky codename for her/him!
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