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When a chick gives a blowjob..... to a snowman.
Frosty had one hell of a time last night. That chick was snowblowing him 'till sunrise. Let's just say it wasn't the hat that made him cum alive.
Man: Hey Mr. Snowman, why are you so happy?
Mr. Snowman: Some chick gave me a snowblower last night. It was fuckin' awesome!!!
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During the winters of upstate New York when the wind is blowing snow all around, and at the same time snow is also falling from the sky.
Stacey:Hey is it snowing or is it just blowing all around?
Kelsey:Actually it's doing both.
Stacey:Oh so it's snowblowing!
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when a guy cums in a chicks mouth and then the bitch makes out with him...nasty shit..thats what it is...
That bitch just fuckin snowblowed me.
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A black chick who bangs white men exclusively. See also coalburner.
That ho Shauntea is a total snowblower. She sucks more tiny white cock than Jerry Sandusky.
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In posh areas of Dublin, certain girls are known to perform oral sex on a chosen partner, following which they will hold the said partners semen in their mouth until a suitably ugly and undesirable victim is found. He is then duped into thinking that it his lucky night, and she then kisses him filling his mouth with said former partner's sperm resulting in extreme humiliation and shame.
One of the main reasons why Northsiders hate Southside arsehole geebags.
"I am so totally going to give Greg a blow-job and then like, oh my God, I will be totally snowblowing that nerdy guy over there who can't even afford Praha shoes, like he is such an ugly Northsider..."
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Felatio performed amidst a flurry of dandruff that was kicked up by the performer going through the motions.
Seeing is believing
Dude: "Can I borrow your snowblower?"
Other Dude: "Bahahahhahahah."
Dude: "What?!"
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When a person puts ice in their mouth and gives a man a blowjob.
I should use this ice to snowblow someone!
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