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A softie is the definition of Daniel James Howell, because Dan is baby. Periodt.
Person 1: awww look at that cute baby!
Person 2: I know! It’s Dan, the best softie ever.
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A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.
You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.
flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)
All up in da club, tossin' softies.
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When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.
Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
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When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.
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The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
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The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.
Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.
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