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the worlds hardest sport, famous for having the most attractive athletes. tennis isi one of the most entertaining things in the world, for a reason that no one can really figure out. its just fun.
tennis is the greatest sport in the world.
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n. A sport that involves either one on one matches or tag-teaming for a 2 on 2 match. Requires massive amounts of eye-hand coordination and stamina because unless you're playing doubles, you are on your own running around a court for several hours after balls that fly as a fast as a paintball. Tennis is considered a "gentleman's" sport, so gloating, taunting or showing signs of frustration is often looked down upon. To add to the "gentleman" aspect of the game, spectators are to keep quiet and watch respectfully at all times, though brief clapping is acceptable. Basically, next to golf, tennis is the quietest sport in the world.
"Dude, I went to watch my friend play this tennis match the other day, but I wasn't even allowed to cheer or yell! It was pretty boring... but those tennis chicks are really hot."
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A racket sport that can sometimes take hours to play, so it is therefore very tiring. Some dunce male football(soccer) players call male tennis players 'poofters', implying that they are gay, but football is played with lots of boys running around with no shirt on. Famous tennis players include Roger Federer, Nadal, and Andy Murray and Andy Roddick.
Football(soccer) player: Hey, poofter, why are you playing tennis?
Tennis player: You can hardly call me a poofter, at least I don't run around with lots of boys with no shirt on!
Football(soccer) player: ...
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Short for "tennis shoes."
How do you like my new tennies?
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A game with a racket and a ball. Requires lots of physical work and reflexs. Johns if the world are usually particularly quite good at the sport.
Wow John can really play tennis.
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Awesome sport enjoyed internationally. It involves two or four players with rackets, power, technique, endurance, reflex, speed, hand-eye coordination, accuracy, balance, strategy, and skill. Most people think tennis is lame, because they can't play for crap or afford their own rackets. Also because it doesn't involve sweaty men rubbing against each other or slapping each others' butts.
Interviewer: do u liek hard courts or grass courts?
Tennis guy: gee, iunno. i never smoked hard courts b4.
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A mad ass bitch, who is friendly to everyone. Is funny and tells jokes.
That new chick is such a tenny.
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