a fifth

a weak ass bottle of alcohol that couldn't get a silly bitch drunk!!!

"a fifth? shit man what am i a silly bitch?"

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Plead The Fifth

verb, to plead the fifth

In a United States court case, to cite one's own Constitutional right in the Fifth Amendment to "remain silent" as a defendant, or to not be forced to testify against one's self. This is why a lawyer cannot simply force a defendant into a confession while under oath.

you will look very suspicious when saying it tho

"Did you kill Jimmy?"
"I plead the fifth."

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Fifth base

When one is getting fucked in the ass

Sam!!!
What?
Cas and i got to fifth base!!
FINALLY !!!!

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a fifth

vodka, rum whatever.. but an amout of that. like a small bottle thing that people usually drink while they walk down the street to a party or the park to smoke an L with their ppls.

i drank a fifth of vodka, then a forty, but i was fine cause u know what they say liquor before beer and ur in the clear!

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Date and a fifth

Its a type of party in which everyone must come with a date and a 750 ML bottle of hard alcohol (fifth). However, you must stay zip tied to your date until the two of you finish the entire bottle together. This usually leads to a shit show and everyone gets hammered. Its also convenient because the people throwing the party don't need to buy alcohol other than for themselves. Invented at Santa Clara University.

Joe: Hey are you going to date and a fifth with Katie?
Frank: Hell no, she barely drinks. I'm not trying to black out.

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fifth friday

On the 5th Friday of the academic term you celebrate by drinking an entire fifth of alcohol before midnight

“Are you drunk in class right now?”
“Yea it’s fifth Friday I had to start early so I would finish in time”

Fifth grader

A group of people somehow smarter than fully grown adults

Fifth grader: What's 9 + 10?
Adult: ...