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A Diet Coke.
As in Washington DC; DC being an abbreviation for Diet Coke.
Or because a Diet Coke washes your dinner down nicely!
Girl: "Would you like a Cola?"
Guy: "I shouldnt, I am watching my weight."
Girl: "I'll get you a Washington then."
Guy: "Thats more like it!"
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The nfl team whose name is so racist you just call them this.
The red.... I mean..... The Washington Washingtons are not going to the playoffs.
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a real shithole in the middle of everywhere. newcastle postcode and city of sunderland council. it really shouldn't exsist. filled with chavs and a mix of geordies and mackems. also the hometown of linda mcartney so shows ya what kind of wiredo's we get here
Man: Where you from?
Woman: Washington
Man: *runs*
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The home to the biggest pussies on the planet, and the worst football team in the NFL. It rains 365 days a year, and is really just the southernmost province of Canada. Basically, these bitches are D.C. wannabes.
Person 1: I'm from Washington.
Person 2: O, how is D.C.
Person 1: No, I'm from the OTHER Washington.
Person 2: O, then your a cocksucker.
Person 1: Yeah. That's true.
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an arab. Derived from Washington D.C. The DC stands for dune coon.
John: "hey lets go to the mosque to pray today"
Jason: "fuck that, and fuck you. I will not be in the presence of those washingtons"
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a slang word for 'Diet Coke', which comes from the capital of America, Washington DC, in which the 'DC' would stand for 'Diet Coke'.
"i just picked up a washington and a packet of chewing gum from the store"
or in reference to drinks containing it:
"if you're getting another round, i'll have a jack (and) washington please"
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A church inside a former Kmart.
That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."
"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
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