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1. After shitting, no matter how much toilet paper you use, theres always more to whipe... seemingly endless.
2. Caused by sticky shit from high fat, low fiber diets. No matter how much you whipe, the thick yet thin, sticky poo will stick to your butt whipe after whipe creating the feeling of an endless whipe.
a. Caused by high fat low/non-fiber intake.
I don't know whats going on man?! It seems like I'm getting the endless whipe every few days!
A friend told me a good way to get rid of the endless whipe is to wet the toilet paper with water before you whipe. I tried that but it still never ends!
The only way to end the endless whipe... is with your brother's washcloth.
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His eyes were like
clocks that stopped
spinning the moment
she stared into them. The universe
halted. All things
Began to breathe
each others stillness.
To her: it was a simple, blue,
Eternity.
Endless Love ......I'm amazed by it..
Miss those unique eyes... Looking into them. I love them ... i miss them so much.... all the time....
My heart ... I love you!
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The definitive man. He is a genius, hilarious, eternal, he likes My Little Pony and wrestling. He is an inspiration for all of us. I sure hope the he reads this some day.
-Endless Jess is my dad!
-You wish...
A genius writer and comedian. Known for his use of the YouTube medium to tell a compelling narrative and making some of the greatest analysis videos on the web.
Friend: Dude have you checked out that Endless Jess guy I told you about?
Me: Yeah, his videos are so fucking sick. Colt Corona is the coolest!
A place your life goes when you get hopelessly stuck with something.
Between the our new president and the HANA project, I'm heading down a fucking endless hole .
A foursome in which two men and two women lay on the ground and give eachother oral sex in a lincoln long square resembling an endless staircase. Enjoy!!!
sorry i cant submit an image of an endless staircase