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Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.

I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.

by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023


Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.

I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.

by Sskatz June 13, 2019


landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021


Landlording

1. Making a career of owning multiple properties for passive income.

2. A genre of porn where someone receives sexual favors in lieu of rent.

3. Performing a sexual act in which you show you own that ass.

"Conrad was landlording his way through life"

by Dir's Wood January 7, 2023


Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.

My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.

by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020


Landlord

A class that Communism really hates, because they believed people in that class owns lots of land, owns slaves and farmers, is pretty capitalist, and quite oppressive to the lower classes because landlords are like nobles.

Communism's first aim is to equally distribute land to people and eliminate all classes including landlords. The side-effects are former landlords losing almost all of their property and probably even killed by farmers.

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

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Landlord

A type of parasite that disguises itself as human in order to horde housing, which it then sells to poor people for more than it's worth in order to make a profit without doing any work. Being a "landlord" is not a real job, but rather an excuse to exploit others without calling it exploitation. Any "person" who willingly decides to become a landlord is objectively evil and must not be trusted.

I'm the primary breadwinner in my landlord's family.

by EgoistLenin April 29, 2024