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presents

both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.

Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.

by Almost Audible June 30, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Present

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.

Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.

by My Minecraft Isn't working October 28, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Present

1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid

Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.

by chasepatrick April 4, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


presentate

When one projects an image of unbelievable dedication to their fucking job.

BH said to me "You must presentate an image of cock-sucking and faggotry in order to advance in this world!"

by The Presentater December 19, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


presentate

same as present but it sounds cooler

i am going to presentate my pornography project today

by kb mayo January 8, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž