the squirrels

douchebag group of guys, usually in year 11 who are complete cowards unless found in large numbers, or behind their computer screen. they usually enjoy attacking innocent girls for fun

the squirrels on their computer: you are a fucking slut lets go shoot up in the bathrooms

squirrel alone in person: *avoids eye contact and runs away*

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squirrel

a person who gives alot of blow jobs.
they alway have a mouth full of nuts

guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts

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SQUIRREL

CODE WORD FOR AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT CATCHES YOUR EYE AT FIRST GLANCE; person of favored looks from head to toe that turns heads

There are SQUIRRELS everywhere in the mall today, love the eye-candy.

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Squirrel

A seemingly adorable creature who is secretly evil & has light-sabers & guns. Also, the squirrels Lord & Master is Foamy the Squirrel.

Wow. Did you see that squirrel attack Mike? The squirrel was totally ninja.

Oh, I've heard of squirrels attacking ppl... They start out looking cute then go physco.

I bet the squirrel was part of the Church of Foamy...

Yeah, I bet your right

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Squirrels!

Squirrels: An interjectory word used to notify a friend that their attention and conversation are bouncing around like a labrador with ADHD at a squirrel festival.

So Jennifer asked me to go with her to ohmigawd did I tell you about this place with the fountain? So I texted her back and anyway you've got to see my new iPhone it's so amazing I've got to show you the YouTube about the guy drawing on one. Ooooh, let's stop for ice cream and oh wow do you see that blond guy? ohmig...

SQUIRRELS!

Where!?!?

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squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

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squirreled

stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.

I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.

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