Denis' Theorem - also known as the Denis idea or Denis' identity - is The idea that there are two kinds of people.
The first type of people are Denis, generally slouched lazy people. They wear baggy sweatpants, are very bad at maths and have a thing for bigger girls.
The second type is that of the non-denis, people of non-denis decent are people who don't find themselves under the criteria of a Denis found above. Therefore everybody is either Denis or non-denis.
Person 1 (a non-denis): 'That guy is a total Denis, he got a D on his last maths test. Just look at him, he's letting his girlfriend Scran all his Din Dins!'
Person 2 (also a non-denis): 'I know right, look at his slouched posture and baggy sweatpants, what a Denis. We're far superior to him, Denis' Theorem I guess...'
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A theorem stating that any sentence can be altered to end in the word bitch and it will still make sense and be appropriate.
Also known as The Woodbury Theory of Bitchitude.
Would you pass the salt?
-After Woodbury Theorem-
Would you pass the salt, Bitch?
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Using Pythagoras Theorem, the third side of a right-angled triangle can be calculated when two sides are given.
Suppose A = length of hypotenuse and
B & C = lengths of the sides containing the right angle
Then (A^2) = (B^2)+(C^2)
Proof:
If a = angle opposite side A ( =90 degrees)
b = angle opposite side B
c = angle opposite side C
then B = A sin a and C = A cos a
Squaring and adding,we get the result.
Pythagorean triplets:
3,4,5
5,12,13
8,15,17
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1. In geometry, a theorem stating that in a right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse (the longest side) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides (legs). If the hypotenuse is c units long and the lengths of the legs are a and b, then c2 = a2 + b2. The theorem provides a way of calculating the length of any side of a right triangle if the lengths of the other to sides are known.
2. Something the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz was unable to correctly state even after he received his brains from the wizard.
-The Pythagorean Theorem? Who needs it? Some smart little preppy kid who's gonna save the world someday?
-Actually you need it to pass this geometry test asshole! If you don't pass this you stay back another year!
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“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
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A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.
I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!
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The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem that calculates the hypotenuse of a triangle; the formula being a^2+b^2=c^2, c being the hypotenuse and a & b being the legs of the triangle.
This theorem contains exponential expression & square roots. An example or this theorem is 9^2+12^2=c^2. First we need to calculate 9^2 and 12^2, which is 81 and 144. Next, we add them, you should get 225. Lastly, √225=15, so c=15.
Person 1: 6^2+8^2=14^2
Person 2: Wrong, 6^2 and 8^2 is 36 and 64, 36+64=100, √100=10
Person 1: Now that makes sense! How'd you get that
Person 2: The Pythagorean Theorem