laying tile

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.

Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.

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tile-faced

to be passed out on the bathroom floor.

Bruce Lee: Look at this tile-faced motherfucker.
Jose Contreras: (muffled) Shut the fuck up

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ceramic tiled

Getting so drunk you end up on the bathroom floor, which is typically made of ceramic tile

Damn Dolby got ceramic tiled last night. She was on the bathroom floor all morning.

Tile Comet

When one exits the restroom with a lengthy piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

Albert walked out of the restroom with a very lengthy Tile Comet on his right shoe. He tried to use his left foot to remove it, then ended up with a Tile Comet on his left shoe as well.

Tile Whitener

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.

Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!

Tile Floor

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.

Dat bitch has a tile floor..

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Scrabble Tiles

N&V-

A word shouted out when someone is toungetied and their words get jumbled , As if someone got a bag of scrabble tiles and tried to make a word

To have an experiance with a jumbled word

-Do you collect anything?

-Yeah I collect pez dipensers. dippezners, dizapezers,...BLEH!!!

-SCRABBLE TILES!!

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