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A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
When a man has had a large amount of children to the point his todger has likely worn out.
Wow Feodor Vassilyev must have a worn out todger!
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A monitor in a PC gaming setup
1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."
"... and the next thing I knew my todger would be all over the front pages.”
Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia
Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia
Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you