tiny

The nickname of 6'8" 350lb mobster found in every prison, who has been convicted for a string of violent crimes. Usually, tiny is muscle for someone else, due to a low mental capacity and uneasiness about his size. Quite well-endowed, tiny will seek to butt-fuck people smaller than him. Tiny is the white version of Big Bubba.

Tiny is scary, but stupid.

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tiny

yoongi. and you too.

"OMG! Josie was so tiny when she was a baby! So cute!"
"OMG! Yoongi bumped his little head with a cute little smile! So cute!"

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tiny

Tom's penis.

"Oh, but its like a tuna can, man....Eh man, smells a 'tiny' bit like oregano, man!"

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tiny

something tiny is really really really small, like... a penis!

man andy, your nob is really fucking tiny, how the hell did fran manage to find it?

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tiny

a large Manitoban man living in Winnipeg, he is a gemini, likes long walks in the woods, romantic comedies, and small arm weaponry. He answers to most names but prefers not to be poked or ridiculed. He slightly resembles most remarks but resents ones directed in his general direction. Can be found working with large machinery, bouncing at night clubs, or chasing down bounties. A Manitoban of great mystery, yet a man of many sensitive areas.

Hey, isn't that tiny? SNAAAY! Hmmmmm maybe we sould go steal gas somewhere where he doesn't see us.

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tiny

Affectionate term for one's lady.

"Allo Tiny, I like a bitta puss. Now put ya knickers on and make me a cuppa tea!"

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tini tinis

A miniature martini, meant to be drunk in excess. Common drink among college-aged females who are sick of Cosmopolitans and Mojitos. Exagerration of how many one drank is encouraged.

Oh my god, Kristen, I totally had like 500 tini tinis last night. Where's the freakin' breakfast pizza? Oh my god, I HATE the dining hall.

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