treason tuesday

When respectable investigative news outlets drop their heaviest Trump-Russia collusion stories (typically between 5 and 7p.)

Can't wait for the Treason Tuesday 5p bombshell from WaPo or NY Times! *eats popcorn*

treasonable lie

A lie or secret told by an inner-circle/close friend that is so fucking heinous and fazing, it affects you and your friends image.
In most cases a meeting must be held to determine wether or not the accountable party should be exiled from the inner circle.

Jerome: "So Ali fucked up and made us look bad? We've all done it. We can't just disown her. She fam."
LaTrelle: "Nah bro, that's a treasonable lie right there. Not only did she snitch, she made up shit that didn't even go down, made us look like a bunch of no-good dirty thieves. She's gots to go. We don't need that drama so close to home."
Jerome: "Good point. I'll call a meeting tonight with the posse. We'll take to a vote."

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its treason then

When you are The Senate and a jedi tries to kill you

I am The Senate
Not Yet
ITS TREASON THEN

Treason By Niggatry

When ya own nigga does you dirty and should be put to death

John: Let me add yo girl.
Tyrone: Nah homie you think you're slick
John: *adds yo girl then fucks yo girl*
Tyrone: Sorry nigga but you are sentenced to death for "Treason By Niggatry"

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Ass Treason

Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.

That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.

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Pancake Treason

When you do not eat pancakes on "Pancake Day".

Dad: It's Pancake Day what topping do you want on your pancakes?

Son: No thanks, I'll have waffles.

Dad: You can't want that, that's an act of pancake treason

voice of treason

The inner voice that tells you its OK if you hook up with your friend's spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't believe Rick's girl sent me a sext a couple weeks after they broke up. We tried to hook up years ago. I know it might be shady but the voice of treason is telling me there's technically nothing wrong with it.

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