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When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.
Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.
"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."
After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.
If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".
The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.
Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia
Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?
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After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.
Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!
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An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.
This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!
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When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.
I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.
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Means gets the lady’s, smart, cool, and has so much rizz
that dude with two fingers up is soo cool
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