Uncle

A kid who always acts above his age, such as by using big words to make him seem older and wiser. Doesn't act or behave like a normal kid would because he wants to act "mature".

Timmy: Hey Philbert, you wanna join us on the swings with me and the others?

Philbert: I thank you deeply for the offer, Timmy. But I'd rather consume my time pondering about the economy or other similar matters in our society.

Timmy: You're such an uncle, Philbert.

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Uncle

Your mother or fathers brother

They are always harassing you and constantly putting their dick in yo ass!

What are you doing stepbro!!

Uncle

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uncle

-verb to uncle (used with object)
To uncle (uncling) is a slang term used to refer to a gay man's illicit, sexual relations or activities with a young, under-aged boy - especially in relationships that also involve a sense of mentoring/teaching being passed from the "uncle" to the boy. It is meant to sound similar to the verb "to parent" or "parenting".

Raul plans to uncle boys at the YMCA.

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Uncle

The family member most likely to show up and rape you

Uncle: Come here little Billy I’ve got something to show you, it’s nice and big...

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Uncle

A term creted in North battleford used to normally describe someone you emmulate, or admire. It normally Refers to someone of cree decent.

"Hey UNCLE, did you see the game last night?"

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UNCLE

The guy that beats me with his pink rubbery sticks every night

oh fuck UNCLE stop its hurting now

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Uncle

this man is someone that isnt related to u in anyway possible but u just call him uncle to be respectful.

"ello my son"
"hello uncle daniel"