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British phrase, meaning male urinating.
"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."
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My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.
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For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.
Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.
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what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
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Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.
After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.
Man I can’t wait til that unemploy ploy hit my card. I need those J’s