water-

A prefix analogous to the suffix -gate, denoting a scandal. Derived from the Watergate scandal.

Investigator 1: "Heavens to Betsy!"
Investigator 2: "You didn't seriously just say that. What is it?"
Investigator 1: "From the looks of these financial records, it looks like the mayor embezzled some of the federal grant money he received to build that water gate to protect the town from floods."
Investigator 2: "Really? Well I'll be a monkey's uncle - you're right!"
Investigator 1: "What to call this scandal...I've got it! Because it's a scandal involving a gate, we can add the prefix 'water-' and call it watergate!"
Investigator 2: "No, that's already taken. I think it would be better, since it's a scandal involving water, to add the suffix '-gate' and call it watergate! No, wait, never mind, that's the same thing."
Investigator 1: "Since it's a scandal involving a water gate, let's add the prefix 'water-' and the suffix '-gate' and call it waterwatergategate!"
Investigator 2: "Brilliant! Just rolls right off the tongue."

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Water

The element that we all need to survive. It is one of the most important substance known to mankind which can sustain lives. Freezes at 0 degree celsius and boils at 100 degree celsius. It is used for drinking, showering, farming, transport etc. Also tastes the best when drank at 3am.

Damn lemme get that sip of water

water

You can use this instead of milk because your dad left you bitch

Person 1: yo dude look at this cereal with water!
Person 2: man u alright?
Person 1: no, my daddy left me when i was 6 because he needed to get milk
I miss my daddy so much!

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Water

this liquid which is drinkable and has no calories

Person1: hey jared i’m thirsty but on a diet
Person2: Did you try water yet Mike? It has no calories!
Person1: Water? Count me in!

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Water

Where New Orleans used to be.

Water falls from the friking sky you friking dumby, get a life go outside.

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Water

Epic misspelling of "whatever".

Originated in Southern California after a heated exchange on Myspace was ended with someone saying "you sure are an ass to me to try to make me look dumm.. water im out"

"I have tons of homework, but water im out"
"She said "I love you" and I was like, water"

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water

The essence of life.
It is the major element in human body (65%)

- he gimme the bottle of water
- nah, this is MY water. I love water.

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