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The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.
Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
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A character in all the movys like morbius hes a chink/chigga and very cool wee wee doodoo
chingchong
“Man i love that one guy, jin chow mao gong lao bing jo na weng tao yo kai qing xin“
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aha lmfao pineapple pear apple cantaloupe dragon fruit pepper eggplant potato orange lemon watermelon wheat barley broccoli cotton banana carrot cucumber radish onion tomato leek corn cabbage pumpkin gay 100%
weng weng the bee is very very very very alive so far
Shirley Weng's are sometimes very dumb person and smart at the same time. They hate it when people snitch on them and friends are being fake, also Shirley Weng's hate Eva Wu. Shirley Weng's love to wake up their brothers.
Shirley Weng is a very good person
The opposite of peng (meaning it is good and/or attractive). Weng means something that is disgusting and/or bad. Commonly used in Roadman slang.
"Fam, that's so weng! Innit g?"
"What do you mean 'weng'?"
"It's disgusting!"
"That piece of chicken is too marinated, it looks weng."