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A crispy wristy is when you are old and masturbate while having arthritis in your wrists.
Hey Jim... What did you do last night?
Nothing Neil my Arthritis is playing up... But I had a crispy wristy before bed.
A handjob given in a reasealable/ziplock bag with the intention of reducing the amount of mess made in the given environment. When finished the bag is then sealed and disposed of.
I gave him a Resealable wristy last night in the tent because I didn’t want to get the blankets dirty.
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To obtain a handjob in weather so cold that the giver is forced to wear a glove or mitton to fend of frostbite on the outer extremeties
There was a fair bit of friction from the glove during my Arctic Wristie last night
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A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.
"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"
"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"
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An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.
I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!
The action of a terrorist conducting self abuse to their own genitals
If he keeps giving himself a Terror Wristy he's going tear off his pink skinned Ak47
Do you think a Terror Wristy is part of a terrorists training program? It looks dangerous