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A handjob given in a reasealable/ziplock bag with the intention of reducing the amount of mess made in the given environment. When finished the bag is then sealed and disposed of.
I gave him a Resealable wristy last night in the tent because I didn’t want to get the blankets dirty.
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To obtain a handjob in weather so cold that the giver is forced to wear a glove or mitton to fend of frostbite on the outer extremeties
There was a fair bit of friction from the glove during my Arctic Wristie last night
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A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.
"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"
"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"
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An Olympic wank that is over in 9.97 seconds. Named after the 100 metre sprinter Linford Christie.
I had to make it a Linford Wristie, she could have come home at any moment!
The action of a terrorist conducting self abuse to their own genitals
If he keeps giving himself a Terror Wristy he's going tear off his pink skinned Ak47
Do you think a Terror Wristy is part of a terrorists training program? It looks dangerous