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November 1st is national get over your crush day. This day is when you know your crush doesn’t like you back, just like mine. Don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing that someone likes him.
National get over your crush day means the day you forget about your crush and move on!
Talking about something complicated in a way that enlightens others.
Confusing people of lower intelligence by explaining things that are beyond their comprehension.
(British slang.) Noggin' = head/brain
Tow people talking (both high)
Chap #1: ...and that's why the singularity will lead to an uncontrollable rate of human development and the end of society as we know it.
Chap # 2: I've gotta leave this convo, man. You're dancin' all over my noggin'!
CHap #3: Sorry brah! Didn't mean to go break-dancin' all over your noggin' there. under breath Dumb fuck...
November 1st is national get over your crush day. It’s when you know your crush doesn’t like you, just like mine. So don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing someone likes him.
it’s national get over your crush day!!! it means forget abt him
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1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)
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<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!
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<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?
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What you tell a person when you are going to punch them in the nose
If you dont cut the shit and get out of my face, I am going to punch you and fold your snot box over.
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A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious
“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”
“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken”
A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
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