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A boner that happens in the cold, how ironic!
Guy: I got a boner! It’s cold out!
Guy 2: Idk how the hell that happens, but zamboner
The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni
Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off
A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?