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To screw yourself over in cards. ”
Also always in the friends zone.
when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
SAME! the solution is to commit suicide! go do it!
every one says i hate life i hate myself i hate the world
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Expression from the 19th century coming from prostitution and raping culture
I finally give myself for a lift back home after i was drunk being offered few shot of whiskey
When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot
I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself
A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.
Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself
when you absolutely blow your pants up
guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!
guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
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