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Who ever is born on january 23!! Your literally so good at sports! and you love to hang out with people! they always have the best birthday!!<3
And have lots of friends! mwa
friend1: bro is today your birthday?? its says january 23 is the best birthday yet!!<3
friend2: yea today is my birthday! thanks bud!<3
time of day in 24-hour system that is, arguably, superior to 12:34 in both its greater numeric value and its comparative rarity. Spotting a clock displaying this time typcally heralds good fortune.
"Oh sweet! I've seen 12:34 AND 23:45 today. If I stay awake and witness 01:23, I'll get the trifecta of good-luck times!"
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This is national grab ass and boobs day:)
Hey man!
Hey!
What are you doing today?
Its the 23 October what do you think im doing!
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If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.
Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.
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So like this day is where everyone can watch PORN. So like if you were born in this day you can watch Porn have have sex.
It’s September 23 imma watch porn
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national hanging brain day. primarily celebrated in the northeast united states, male residents of an area will drop their pants and boxers, and “hang brain” without any reprocussions.
“can’t wait till april 23 so i can go to mellisa’s house and spread eagle on her front lawn”
“tim, let it go, she doesn’t love you anymore”
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