Dirty Ade

When your gay friend pulls out a double-ender and proceeds to penetrate you with it, then whips it out with a ‘popping’ noise and uses it to smack you round the face.

“I was with this hot redhead last night and things were going great until she surprised me with the Dirty Ade”

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Ad Hominem

A mediocre form of argument meaning you revert to insults when you lose a debate. Commonly used by SJW's when they get offended by people who disagree with their views.

Sensible person: In my humble opinion, abortion is a legal form of murder one applies for their own selfish reasons. Their baby may have grown up to be the herobwho found a cure for cancer.

SJW: HOW DARE YOU SAY ABORTION IS A WRONG YOU CONSERVOCUCK!

Sensible person. Ad hominem attacks don't make an argument.

SJW: Continues to spout their incoherent attacks.

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ad womanem

When a woman verbally attacks a man (because he's a man) instead of addressing his argument.

Shelly: 2 + 2 = 5.
John: No, Shelly. 2 + 2 = 4
Shelly: Stop mansplaining to me, John! That's just like a man. You misogynist.
John: You're using ad womanem attacks, Shelly.

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AD/DC

A surprisingly common misspelling of AC/DC.

X: I love AD/DC!!

Y: Bullshit, you can't even get their name right!

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ad-dsl

high speed Internet induced attention deficit disorder

Bob spent all day surfing the web and didn't get his reports done. That dude has a serious case of AD-DSL

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hater-ade

Media such as books, magazine articles, or tv shows sought out by haters to increase their hatred of a person place or thing.

I didn't know why I should hate on Justin Beiber until I heard one of his songs. It was like a nice cold drink of hater-ade.

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Ad-hoc

Mutual masturbation.

Chris and John came into work with sore arms because of a crazy ad-hoc session last night.

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