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Battle Axe

An action that requires a 2-person team and an unsuspecting victim. One will be behind the victim, and the other infront, as if starting a conversation. Then, on signal, two people will grab each other's hands in between the victim's legs, stand up, and do a shake-hand motion with firm grip on each other's hands. This will then cause a bit of pain to the victim, and laughter to the spectators. Shake it a few times and release. Be careful if the victim has a high center of gravity. It might cause them to topple over and injure themselves. "It's always fun till someone gets hurt"

Dru: Hey Carlos, let's Battle Axe Mike.

Carlos: Ayt. Hey sup Mike! How's life?
Mike: I'm good...
Dru: (Signaling 1-2-3)
Carlos and Dru Battle-Axes Mike
Mike: WTF?!?!

by snofrandy April 27, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 188๐Ÿ‘Ž


axe wound

also known as a hairy axe wound

by glasrauch April 9, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pick Axing

Pick axing is a sex stunt in which a man straps a strap on dildo to the side of his body opposite his penis. (I woman would need two strap ons to perform the pick ax) Then, two other people position their sex holes (Ass hole, vagina, or mouth) on opposite sides of the 'Miner,' as he or she rocks back and forth, pushing the strap on and penis (or, in a woman's case, the other strap on) in and out of the sex holes, like a swinging pick ax.

โ€œSo what did you do last night after the party?
Oh, I meet these two hot sisters, and we went Pick Axing back at my apartment.โ€

by Period_five_lunch_FTW November 15, 2010

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Axe Wound

1: A scar obtained after being struck with an axe

2: A buttcrack

3: An exceptionally large pussy

1: Chris pissed off a lumberjack, now he has an axe wound.

2: Chris sat down on the toilet to shit out of his axe wound

3: Chris shoved his dick in Ambers axe wound.

by zombieman132 January 7, 2014

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pick axe

adjective or interjection: alternate pronunciation of kickass, something that is extraordinarily sublime. Very cool.

Guy1: "Dude, did you see that pick axe hottie that I left the party with last night?"

Guy2: "Yeah, did you get some?"

Guy1: "Dude."

Guy2: "Pick axe."

by macazootie January 27, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


AXE body spray

An extremely dangerous chemical weapon worse than mustard gas. Usually used to make an Axe bomb.

Did you know AXE body spray is the equivalent of a shower in a can?

by deepledi March 23, 2018

68๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


battle axe

An electric guitar that is to crappy to shred on and in thus used as a weapon.

I can't carry a gun so I decided to just carry around my battle axe!

by B1GR3D1 May 15, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž