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Shock rocker. Inspired Manson. Is so badass Chuck Norris checks his closet for him.
The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Alice Cooper.
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A stupid idiot that says stupid idiot things.
You know who you are when you are a Cooper Jennings....a stupid idiot.
Person A: Isn't a quinceañera a jewish holiday?
Person B: Are you a stupid idiot?
Person C: He's definitly a Cooper Jennings
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Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.
"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"
"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."
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The power couple. Some say their love is destined for movie screens, best selling novels, and beyond. Cutest couple and perfect for each other. Best friends and so compatible.
"Who are they?"
"Oh that's Cooper and Sarah!"
"They look so happy together"
"They are!"
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a male with an inverted micro penis, usually a microscope is needed to see it
he had a cooper wilke, his penis was so small!
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the embodiment of "coolness"
Anderson Cooper is so cool, everytime CNN solely shows his face on the screen it's an expression of absolute professionalism making all other correspondents of the channel flinch and fear for their jobs.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, in a fight with Wolf Blitzer (Wolf Blitzer!!) he will instantly gain the upper hand just by standing there and posing the Cooper.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, the commercial promoting his show Anderson Cooper 360 doesn't even need off-screen commenting which explains when it's actually broadcasted.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, when he's reporting in an Iraqi war zone both insurgents and US Army won't fire a single shot because of his presence. Officers of both sides will usually order their squads to "coop up" to bridge this time of temporary rest.
Anderson Cooper is so cool, these sentences neither deny nor further endorse that because it goes without saying.
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The Cooper's ligaments stretch causing the breasts to sag. This is sometimes referred to as Cooper’s droop. Myth has it that if a woman could hold a pencil under her breast, she has Cooper’s droop.
Wow, after breast feeding five kids, she has a serious case of coopers droop!
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