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Detective Douche

Nickname for Daniel Espinoza in the Netflix show Lucifer. Mostly used in season one before Sir Douche learned to stop being such a.....well, douche!

“Has something happened? I’m guessing by the looks of it, with Dan, perhaps?” “You mean detective douche?” “Well, of course I mean that but the real question is why do you mean that?”

by belle_andthebeast December 08, 2020


douche-band

A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.

I couldn't believe it when Ted took his shirt off - he had a douche-band right there on his bicep!

by TiffanyX October 05, 2010


Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.

Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.

by Wittless September 30, 2014


Douche Torch

A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark

Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.

by redtenor May 30, 2011


Douche wagon

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.

Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!

by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011


douche

n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell

Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004


Douche Marks

When a female liberates a vaginal discharge on a item of furniture, clothing or other object. Douche marks are usually the bi product of sexual intercourse.

Man you and your lady left some wicked douche marks on my couch last night.

by The Laughing Man EP October 05, 2007